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from left to right: cop writing my ticket, mcdonals menu where I had to repeat my order 18 times, and creeper guy |
Last night was my second night in our new house in Bossier. Today was my first experience with
Bossier's finest. I was driving to work, passing the
CenturyTel Center, when a motorcyle pulls me over! Needless to say, I find humor in everything, and I mean... everything, so I decided to joke around with him. He said that he was going to give me the benefit of the doubt and write me up for going 60 in a 45mph zone. Favor? What did make me feel better was seeing someone else get pulled over right in front of me. Awesome! Misery loves company.
The cop told me to have a good morning. I said the same back and added, "by the way, I hope I never see you again". He laughed (Praise God).
After that, a sausage biscuit and a Diet Coke was definitely in order. I saw this commecial for Diet Coke, and that's exactly how I wanted to feel. Obviously.
Live like it's your party. Light it up. However, I made the mistake of getting stuck behind "weird-guy-who-has-to-get-out-of-his-car-to-pay-in-the-drive-thru". Crap.
But today is a good day. Why? Because Jesus rocks, and I'm forgiven. Even when the cops pull me over for speeding (on accident) and the guy at McDonald's is mentally inept, I still have Grace. Prasie God.
Yeah you gotta watch out on Prkwy T.
ReplyDeleteMy brother got a big ticket down by I-20 for going 60 in a 35.
that NEVER happens to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ALWAYS get smoked with more than just a stinkin old speeding ticket! YOU BEAST! I try honesty, and fail. I try humor, and fail. I try attitude, and fail! Maybe being witty isn't one of my characteristics. I pray for God to replace ALL of mine with the Fruits of the Spirit without causing me or my family harm or grief. What am I doing wrong? beat it
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